Well as of Sunday I am officially 30 now. Hold the old jokes please! One of my 20something coworkers gave me a card that said "I was going to get you a humorous card, but then I remembered how easily people your age pee their pants." She's going to get it in a couple of years. My wife just almost pulled off one of the best surprise parties ever (the neighborhood gave me a surprise hog roast). I got a little suspicious when my neighbor showed up with a live pig a couple days before. It was an awesome party and everyone had a great time. I think we had about 40 people there.